Jodi's Journey

After the 4th stall, we coasted into the bus depot for a new bus.

Made it 20 ft and it stalled again. Fuck.

This is my lovely morning view as I am stuck in a stalled bus on a bridge. Awesome.

Am currently trapped in a cologne cloud care of the guy beside me. Notes of woods and citrus aside, my eyes are watering. 

Toddler behind me got a handful of my hair and yanked. His Mum's response? "Isn't he precocious?". Uh... #howboutno #bustales

Oh my. Excuse me, sir? Yes you.. The elderly gentleman who likes to stand naked by the patio doors on the 2nd floor to his balcony at 7:45 every morning. Hi! Yeah. We can see you. Please dress accordingly.

Thank you random bus stranger. By taking a long pull from that mickey of vodka at 8am you made me feel better about my morning coffee addiction.