Abject horror

Gah! Suited man is farting. Sitting here in abject horror with no where to go!

Who farts on a bus knowing that their ass is eye level with someone face?

Ass to face

The ass to face ratio is way off this morning. Kinda wish I was standing and not sitting. 


Playing a game on my phone on the bus. I stopped playing for a second as something out the window caught my eye.  Total stranger tapped me on the shoulder to point out a game move... They thought I was stumped.


I'm not saying this bus is slow. What I will say is the chic next to me has knitted an entire sock during the ride in.