tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36615793810090586292024-02-19T17:09:44.352-08:00Jodi's JourneyMy daily bus musings needed a home...Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02270328293412410004noreply@blogger.comBlogger427125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661579381009058629.post-33013247200401641502017-06-26T15:19:00.000-07:002017-06-26T15:20:02.949-07:00Lyrical Gangsta<div name="messageBodySection">No matter how much I like people, sitting on a hot crowded bus instantly puts "don't touch me don't touch me don't touch me" on loop in my head. I'm trying to match it to a 90s rap song to pass the time.</div> Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02270328293412410004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661579381009058629.post-25725277628193133752017-02-28T15:34:00.001-08:002017-02-28T15:34:30.743-08:00Snort<div name="messageBodySection">Man in front of me wearing headphones is laugh/snorting watching a movie on his phone. It's the most hilarious thing (the snorting I mean, but apparently the movie as well)</div> <div name="messageSignatureSection"><br /></div> Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02270328293412410004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661579381009058629.post-25166840843556985992016-12-09T06:51:00.001-08:002016-12-09T06:51:20.400-08:00Once a mom....<div name="messageBodySection">When the bus slammed on its brakes today and we all went flying forward, a woman in her early sixties instinctively put her arm out in front of me so I wouldn't fall. Afterwords she looked really embarrassed but then said, "once a mom, always a mom". 😊</div> <div name="messageSignatureSection"><br /></div> Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02270328293412410004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661579381009058629.post-24756164429240052242016-10-18T06:21:00.001-07:002016-10-18T06:21:22.572-07:00Lunchbox<div name="messageBodySection">Guy in front of me is carrying his lunch; a ziploc bag full of spaghetti and meat sauce. I sincerely hope he doubled bagged it.</div> <div name="messageSignatureSection"><br /></div> Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02270328293412410004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661579381009058629.post-58499407613942315232016-10-04T06:27:00.000-07:002016-10-04T10:13:17.198-07:00Speaker<div name="messageBodySection">Who uses speaker phone on public transit? Apparently dude beside me needs to pick up milk on the way home.</div> <div name="messageSignatureSection"><br /></div> Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02270328293412410004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661579381009058629.post-10863034212095666222016-09-29T06:33:00.000-07:002016-09-29T06:35:51.039-07:00Cock a doodle doo<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJEP1cjCtL-6pv_4R-4hknHzyIrRhvk7iq7_cuWm5PEB39ob5X6sYYt2JHiyAS4BKLHaS3dSxqTCSijixcFkuMbImNSdd3uSZ8SBrSK4376CYTnPMfqHmwUoGknm_WILdP4cYBbjWspII/s1600/Image-751040.jpeg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJEP1cjCtL-6pv_4R-4hknHzyIrRhvk7iq7_cuWm5PEB39ob5X6sYYt2JHiyAS4BKLHaS3dSxqTCSijixcFkuMbImNSdd3uSZ8SBrSK4376CYTnPMfqHmwUoGknm_WILdP4cYBbjWspII/s320/Image-751040.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_6335747426713400386" /></a></p><div name="messageBodySection">Taking a minute to appreciate this apartment block with Roosters on pedestal marking the grand entrance.</div> <div name="messageSignatureSection"><br /></div> Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02270328293412410004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661579381009058629.post-47647771374604392722016-09-13T06:23:00.000-07:002016-09-13T06:26:30.954-07:00Back Bench<div name="messageBodySection">Not very much room on the back bus bench. Dude squeezed his way in and now I'm sitting side saddle smushed up against the window. awesome.</div> <div name="messageSignatureSection"><br /></div> Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02270328293412410004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661579381009058629.post-25470322904261780942016-09-07T06:33:00.001-07:002016-09-07T06:33:16.911-07:00Tiger Beat<div name="messageBodySection">Ah back to school bus rides. Girls beside me are giddily flirting with the boy in front of me who keeps turning around and winking when they tap him on the shoulder. Getting an awkward front row seat for this tiger beat extravaganza.</div> <div name="messageSignatureSection"><br /></div> Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02270328293412410004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661579381009058629.post-64143879906610995242016-08-03T06:41:00.001-07:002016-08-03T06:41:50.032-07:00Numb<div name="messageBodySection">Wildly uncomfortable ride into work. Forced to ride side saddle squished up against the window by some dude who wouldn't move. Follows by an attempt to elegantly walk into work with my right leg completely numb.</div> <div name="messageSignatureSection"><br /></div> Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02270328293412410004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661579381009058629.post-78263659428731748102016-08-01T20:23:00.001-07:002016-08-01T20:23:37.597-07:00Hero<span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.32px;">Woman was running for the bus, got there just as the driver was pulling away. Rather than give up, She smacked the side of the bus a few times to get his attention and when she got on looked him right in the eyes and said "seriously?!" This chick is my hero.</span>Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02270328293412410004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661579381009058629.post-54517768547465978922016-07-27T05:11:00.000-07:002016-07-27T05:12:03.717-07:00Two seaters<div name="messageBodySection">If there are open two-seaters and you choose to sit next to someone, just know that we all quietly think you're a psychopath.</div> <div name="messageSignatureSection"><br /></div> Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02270328293412410004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661579381009058629.post-66531503311951409822016-07-08T06:15:00.001-07:002016-07-08T06:15:56.402-07:00Killed it<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHAEHjVno3j-cmVxYGsLmp7UEh3yzIvNOohh57kVGz0XF55RxwMfr6wWC2xcwn-YOv0hWLWEh7m_ptfNL8I0jJ-yQTeXfqd-kyZBcfIzaZO0M-ATVwUk3A7g8yy67BuZbUgB2CZFPD4NM/s1600/Image-756403.jpeg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHAEHjVno3j-cmVxYGsLmp7UEh3yzIvNOohh57kVGz0XF55RxwMfr6wWC2xcwn-YOv0hWLWEh7m_ptfNL8I0jJ-yQTeXfqd-kyZBcfIzaZO0M-ATVwUk3A7g8yy67BuZbUgB2CZFPD4NM/s320/Image-756403.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_6304942223720912738" /></a></p><div name="messageBodySection">I see the whole spectrum of fashion on my daily commute but every now and again someone knocks it out of the park! This gorgeous lady is a rockabilly vision! Love it!</div> <div name="messageSignatureSection"><br /></div> Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02270328293412410004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661579381009058629.post-18122887135484219892016-07-08T06:11:00.001-07:002016-07-08T06:11:11.844-07:00Gadzooks<div name="messageBodySection">Currently trapped in a noxious cloud of Drakkar Noir with no open windows in reach. Gadzooks!</div> <div name="messageSignatureSection"><br /></div> Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02270328293412410004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661579381009058629.post-55460148206201381752016-07-07T06:08:00.001-07:002016-08-01T20:22:59.484-07:00Raised by Wolves<div name="messageBodySection">
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Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02270328293412410004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661579381009058629.post-68106249368604163282016-07-06T16:40:00.003-07:002016-07-06T16:40:54.545-07:00Hmm<div name="messageBodySection">This bus smells like cheese. 100%.</div> <div name="messageSignatureSection"><br /></div> Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02270328293412410004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661579381009058629.post-82312256564041610242016-07-06T16:40:00.001-07:002016-07-06T16:40:37.756-07:00Perfect<div name="messageBodySection">Kid keeps staring at me while he defiantly picks his nose and the driver just stopped for a pee. Perfection.</div> <div name="messageSignatureSection"><br /></div> Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02270328293412410004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661579381009058629.post-90329782566229299512016-07-05T06:31:00.002-07:002016-07-05T06:32:05.405-07:00Sunny<div name="messageBodySection">Older lady gets on bus today in heels/skirt saying hello to all. Good Morning to you as well you delicious sunny little sauce pot. #bustales</div> <div name="messageSignatureSection"><br /></div> Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02270328293412410004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661579381009058629.post-42400268544991970662016-07-05T06:31:00.001-07:002016-07-05T06:31:36.011-07:00Personal bubble<div name="messageBodySection">Season of sleeveless tees & packed transit is upon us. Personal space buffer when sharing seats just took a major hit #bustales #shudder</div> <div name="messageSignatureSection"><br /></div> Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02270328293412410004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661579381009058629.post-38584991521027336272016-06-28T06:13:00.000-07:002016-06-28T06:14:05.018-07:00Traffic whoops<div name="messageBodySection">Ok. Bus driver turned on to one of the busiest streets by accident ... at rush hour. This is going to be ugly.</div> <div name="messageSignatureSection"><br /></div> Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02270328293412410004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661579381009058629.post-57779315835786482622016-06-28T06:12:00.001-07:002016-06-28T06:12:47.874-07:00Lost<div name="messageBodySection">Good grief, first yesterday's wrong turn and then today driver was in wrong lane and couldn't make the necessary turn so we had to go a block up and circle back. #59 keeping it interesting.</div> <div name="messageSignatureSection"><br /></div> Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02270328293412410004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661579381009058629.post-21295037571605923392016-06-28T06:11:00.000-07:002016-06-28T06:12:17.412-07:00Practice safe riding<div name="messageBodySection">Empty box of condoms on floor of bus this morning. Practising safe transit riding I suppose.</div> <div name="messageSignatureSection"><br /></div> Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02270328293412410004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661579381009058629.post-83204213211947940132016-06-27T14:52:00.000-07:002016-06-27T14:53:05.714-07:00Whoops<div name="messageBodySection">Ok. Bus driver was supposed to go down St. Anne's. Instead he turned on to Tache... at rush hour. This is going to be ugly.</div> <div name="messageSignatureSection"><br /></div> Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02270328293412410004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661579381009058629.post-14817887581210938492016-06-17T15:52:00.000-07:002016-06-17T15:53:14.291-07:00Pinpoint my location<div name="messageBodySection">Based on the the current temperature inside this bus (aided by the fact the windows don't open), I can only surmise that we are 3/4 of a mile from the surface of the sun.</div> <div name="messageSignatureSection"><br /></div> Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02270328293412410004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661579381009058629.post-44793105879438871452016-05-30T15:12:00.000-07:002016-05-30T15:13:14.790-07:00Ok Coral<div name="messageBodySection">There are two guys at this bus stop getting into a well mannered debate. They both have cell phones in holsters on their hips. Things are about to go OK Coral, 2016 style.</div> <div name="messageSignatureSection"><br /></div> Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02270328293412410004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3661579381009058629.post-19011639241280924622016-05-17T13:19:00.001-07:002016-05-17T13:19:26.628-07:00Windows<div name="messageBodySection">Whoever designed a bus where the windows don't open has obviously never actually been on a bus. To learn their lesson they should be made to ride on a hot, sweaty bus packed full of people with intestinal issues.</div> <div name="messageSignatureSection"><br /></div> Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02270328293412410004noreply@blogger.com0