Douchey Driver

Attention dear bus driver,
When there are people standing at a bus stop its general practice for you to stop and pick them up rather than to blow past like we don't exist.

Waiting for my weekend to start you douche


Sitting on bus. Went to blow a bubble, but gum slipped and I ended up spitting my gum into the hair of the woman in front of me. I don't think she accepts my apology.


I find it so amusing when people walking beside the bus are making better those on the bus.

I do not find this amusing.


Seat in front Of me has a different fabric on the seat than on the back.

Why? Oh god..WHY? Scratch that, I don't want to know.

Sex Criminals

Dude on this bus is reading a book entitled "sex criminals". Not sure if it's more disturbing that a) it's a graphic novel aka comic b) he's soundlessly mouthing the words as he reads them or c) this is all going down on public transit.

Here is the description:
Named one of Time Magazine''s top 10 graphic novels for 2013! Suzie''s just a regular gal with an irregular gift: when she has sex, she stops time. One day she meets Jon and it turns out he has the same ability. And sooner or later they get around to using their gifts to do what we''d ALL do: rob a couple banks. A bawdy and brazen sex comedy for comics begins here, by Matt Fraction (Satellite Sam, Hawkeye) and Chip Zdarsky (Prison Funnies, Monster Cops). "On the surface, this is a hilarious story of two people, Suzanne and Jon, with the power to stop time after they orgasm, and then rob banks while (almost) everyone else is frozen in time, which is an amazingly original idea. But underneath that, this is a story of the beginning of a relationship: its exciting newness, its terrifying possibilities, its ups and downs, its secrets and understandings, and, of course, its sex."


Guy just leaned behind the seat and blew his nose. No tissue, just held 1 nostril closed and blew. That did NOT just happen #bustales #gross


Everytime I cough the woman in front of me turns around and give me the stink eye. 

Yes, I realize it's less than awesome that I am on public transit with a cold. It's even more unfortunate that you decided to sit in front of me. You have my humble apologies. 

That being said, give me one more stink eye and I am liable to climb over the seat and lick your face mmmm kay?

Trailer Park Boys

Jim Lahey is on my bus.