Gasoline

Well that was interesting. Bus driver wouldn't let an old man,potentially drunk (at 7:45 am) on the bus with a jerry can of gasoline.. Thank u bus driver! I salute you!
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Evil

Guy behind me has a classic evil villain laugh going on.
Mwah Ha Ha indeed.
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Donut

Guy beside me eating a Powdered Donut & looks like he caught a bag of flour with his face
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Fruity

There is a woman on my bus with a long yellow skirt and a tight white top. She looks like a peeled banana
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To go food.... REALLY?

The past few days has been hilarious.

My bus mate Jody (yes, same name, but I spell mine Jodi) and I have been noticing a fellow on our bus who eats his breakfast every morning.

Yes.  Eats his breakfast. On a bus.

It's not your typical to-go fare like a Mcmuffin.  Yesterday was cereal and orange juice.  Today was spaghetti.

The funniest past of the whole thing is that he sits there eating and smiling and thoroughly enjoying his meals.

"MMMMMMMMMMMM! This juice is SOOOO good!"

Too freaking funny.

Chatty

Standing at a bus stop attempting to politely get out of a conversation with chattiest stranger in recent memory.
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Stuck

Tried to take my blazer off on a sweltering bus while my bags were draped over my shoulder. Looked so pathetic that someone offered to hold the sleeve so I could get un-stuck. I could give lessons on how to be awkward.
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