Lyrical Gangsta

No matter how much I like people, sitting on a hot crowded bus instantly puts "don't touch me don't touch me don't touch me" on loop in my head. I'm trying to match it to a 90s rap song to pass the time.

Snort

Man in front of me wearing headphones is laugh/snorting watching a movie on his phone. It's the most hilarious thing (the snorting I mean, but apparently the movie as well)