Techno overload

Chic next to me is talking via Bluetooth and texting. She then pulls out a 2nd phone to take a picture.  #GiveItARest #ThumbCramp #bustales

You don't like math do you?

Chic beside me is on the phone & trying to explain how a 70-40 split is fair. Uh...110 mean anything to you? 

Chip chomper

Woman behind me is obnoxiously chomping on chips. Sounds like she's chewing glass.