Compass?

Apparently my seat mate has no faith in the bus drivers sense of direction and has opted to use a compass. Well that's new.
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Adjustments

The man sitting next to me keeps "adjusting" himself. Evidently this is wildly uncomfortable bus ride for both of us. FML.
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Birth Control

Taking a city bus in which there are tantrumming children present is walking, talking, screaming birth control.
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Lawn-essence?

This bus smells like grass- as in lawn.

It's not at all unpleasant however, slightly perplexing how an urban transit vehicle driving through downtown winnipeg smells like grass clippings.
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Small!

I am currently on the smallest bus! It seats 25 people! That's it!!!
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Stop go

Eek.
Not been the best ride home. Lots of slamming on breaks to avoid missing stops, people at stops, other cars...


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Never enough

There is not nearly enough unicorns in modern advertising.
Just saying.
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Subtext

You know what says, "I don't give a shit what anyone thinks"?
Applying full makeup (foundation, blush, eyeliner...the works) while waiting at a bus stop.
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