Yellow hat?


Guy got on the bus with a case of bananas. Wonder where his yellow hat is

Odd

There is a self appointed "patrol guard" on my bus, directing foot traffic and keeps saying "move it back folks"

Interview

I swear there is a guy in a job interview behind me. I just heard the phrase"where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
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Perfume flash

Woman next to me is wearing same perfume as my mother in law. Very unsettling.
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Personal space

I am not claustrophobic, but this woman is standing way to close to me. Personal space fail.
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