Scent Memory

Smells like CK Eternity on this bus. I'm now re-living Grade 9 grad circa 1992.


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Rethink your commute

Dear woman taking a bath in hand sanitizer, perhaps public transit isn't for you. Just saying.
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Ass to face ratio

A to F ratio occurs when you are sitting and someone is standing next to you with their ass in your face. There is also the crotch to face ratio which is much much worse.

The ass-to-face ratio was way off this am. Unfortunately I was sitting down to witness it
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I wonder....

Just once I would like to start singing and dancing along to my music on a bus..
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How hot is it?

It is hot as balls on this bus.
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Full circle

The person in front of me is wearing a shirt so ugly, its gone full circle and has me thinking its actually pretty cool.
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Full circle

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Handlebars

Riding a bike with HUGE handlebars makes you look manly ... Honest. Actually, no. I am totally lying,you look ridiculous Stop it.
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