Snort

Man in front of me wearing headphones is laugh/snorting watching a movie on his phone. It's the most hilarious thing (the snorting I mean, but apparently the movie as well)

Once a mom....

When the bus slammed on its brakes today and we all went flying forward, a woman in her early sixties instinctively put her arm out in front of me so I wouldn't fall. Afterwords she looked really embarrassed but then said, "once a mom, always a mom". 😊

Lunchbox

Guy in front of me is carrying his lunch; a ziploc bag full of spaghetti and meat sauce. I sincerely hope he doubled bagged it.

Speaker

Who uses speaker phone on public transit? Apparently dude beside me needs to pick up milk on the way home.

Cock a doodle doo

Taking a minute to appreciate this apartment block with Roosters on pedestal marking the grand entrance.

Back Bench

Not very much room on the back bus bench. Dude squeezed his way in and now I'm sitting side saddle smushed up against the window. awesome.

Tiger Beat

Ah back to school bus rides. Girls beside me are giddily flirting with the boy in front of me who keeps turning around and winking when they tap him on the shoulder. Getting an awkward front row seat for this tiger beat extravaganza.