A True Douchbag

I can't want for someone to tell this douchebag to move his shit so that people can sit down!

Jerk.

Chatty Cathy

Gah!! Sitting next to a #chattycathy this morning. Morning bus rides are for zoning out people. #bustales #oddstranger

Can you have a laugh doppelgänger?

Guy on this bus has the exact same laugh as my Uncle. I've looked over at him a half dozen times just to check it isn't him #bustales #odd

Take a punch

2 teen boys in front of me. One farted, other laughed. Farter said "don't worry these seats can take a punch" #bustales #didnotjusthappen

Coordinated

This girls hair matches her bag! Cute! 

Days of the week underwear

Apparently this girl did not get the memo that Lululemon pants are see through. Nice days of the week underwear though #bustales

Brilliant

Bus is packed and the guy beside me just picked his nose. Just a brilliant ride home.