Jodi's Journey

Read a book on the bus, got nauseous. Rested head on glass window and driver promptly drove over a bump. Now dealing with mild concussion from smacking my head on the glass. Monday... You are kicking ass. 

Attn bus marketing peeps. Having these stickers on windows gives bus riders migraines. Stop.

Drama is over. She moved farther back and out of whispered angry comment range. Dude with red mitts still chilling.

Passive aggressive fight! She's pissed he bulldozed past her, he just wanted to move back, cue drama.

She keeps saying under her breath, real gentlemen don't push woman. 

He keeps saying, "well if somebody didn't move back no one could get one the bus!" Followed by a whispered "are you fucking kidding me?"

Their backs are turned against each other, but they keep talking as if they were facing each other. 

Third party with red mitts is trying to break it up.  

I need popcorn or something. 

Lady at this bus stop is offering everyone candy. Getting a major Hansel and Gretel vibe. 

Guy on this bus is carrying a six pack of beer. 10 min later I hear, "f*ck it" followed by "pshh!". I applaud you sir. I don't even know the back story, but I'm a fan. 

Woman beside me smells like celery. Not unpleasant just odd. #bustales