Jodi's Journey

On a bendy bus this morning. Feels like the driver is about a half block away.

Nothing like standing for 45 minutes because the bus is packed when it gets to your stop. Ugh.

There is a girl on this bus who totally reminds me of Leanne from Orange is the new black

Currently this bus is vibrating. As in the seats are shaking a bit. Lady just sat down beside me and said "Woo! That's not entirely unpleasant...if you know what I mean"

Oh gawd.

Summer skin show has begun. Just saw my first pair of Jorts on a wonderfully hairy man. Hot pants you're on deck.

To the bus driver who stopped a 1/2 block back from the bus stop only to fly past the 6 of us waiting at the actual stop...and then wouldn't open the doors when we ran and caught up to you... Yeah. You suck. 

There is a disproportionate amount of people sleeping on this bus. Gees, wonder what happened last night. #bustales #missedaparty