Mad skills

Bus heated cranked along with this drivers made skills mean that vomiting is a real and ever present danger.

Cardio

Running to catch a bus while carrying a work bag the size of Brazil counts a high impact cardio. I suggest a supportive bra.

Time suckage


Travelling around Winnipeg by bus during non peak hours is like taking a course in time suckage.

Banana clip


Nice to see that banana clips are alive and well on this bus. Makes me feel young. 

Sneeze?

Person next to me had the quietest sneeze ever. I assume it was a sneeze or they just smelled their arm. 


Backpacks smacks

Just got smacked with a backpack on the bus. Didn't even get a sorry, just a shrug. 

Who doesn't apologize for shit like that? I apologize to a chair if I bump into it by accident.

Do not want. With a side of nope

Person next to me is humming the Macarena.