B.e.a. Utiful


After a long day at work, having to be on a bus with a screaming toddler (who isn't mine) is just beautiful. 

Excuse me!


This is the politest bus I have ever been on: please, thank you, excuse me and your welcome are all running amok.

Sit still

Fidgety people on a bus freak me out. I always feel like they are up to something. Sit still dammit!


Twit


Woman on my bus screaming that the back door won't open. Someone yelled back "try pushing it you twit!"


Love it.

Weekend awaits

My bus driver has stopped for a pee. Honestly, my weekend awaits, can you not be the master of your bladder for 5 more blocks?

Magic worn off

The kid yelling "Weee!" has started to bawl, apparently the magic of riding the bus has worn off

Weeeee

A kid on this bus thinks it's a ride and keeps screaming "Weeeee!" Not as cute as you'd think 12 Weee's later