Jodi's Journey

This morning some high school rock star gets on the bus and yells out, "this bus smells like a butthole". Prize winning imagery.

Couple on my bus today could not have shown more togetherness if they were sewn together. Spent the ride guessing how many days they had been dating.

I officially missed the last bus and still have to pee like Seabiscuit. Perfect.

Not timing my departure well, I was faced with the choice of either catching the last bus or allowing my bladder to reach yet unknown proportions. Bus won. Ladylike crossing of legs just became absolutely necessary.

Driver is hitting road bumps like they're moguls. Catching some air on my morning commute.

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Jodi

Woman beside me is humming/singing along with her headphones on. It's a potent combination of funny and wildly irritating. #bustales

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Jodi

Bus driver has overcompensated for cool temps this morning. Yet another mobile hot flash. @winnipegtransit #bustales #melting

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Jodi