Jodi's Journey

I am sitting behind the hippest of hipsters. This guy has a moustache of Iron Sheik proportions. For the record... I was riding the bus before it was cool. Just saying.

Just a normal empty bus bench right? That is until you allow your mind to think about why that one chair cushion had to replaced before the others.

Dear fellow bus rider. Intestinal woes plague us all from time to time, but in consideration of our enclosed space, could you (pretty please with sugar on top) lay off the machine gun farts?

Thanks
Jodi

The woman in the seat in front of me has perfected the simultaneous laughing/crying combo. This craffing episode shows no signs of slowing down.

Thanks
Jodi