Jodi's Journey

Slush+ Rain= slain or rush?

Who has the skill to paint their nails on a moving bus? I have trouble doing that in my living room. This woman has mad skills.
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Ha! A guy on my bus didn't know he had to pull a cord and just yelled out "I'd like to get off now please"

You think he would have caught on by watching the rest of the passengers!
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I feel bad for the bus drivers when they get a clingy passenger who wants to chat.

In older buses they would sit on the side benches to chat. In the new ones the benches are farther back so they (the clingy passengers) stand next to the drivers instead.

Imagine how much that would suck.

The guy across the aisle is going commando in short shorts. Summer is horrifying.
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my boys put a robotic hamster in my bag and didn't tell me. Accidentally activated it when I was on the bus. Don't think I have ever screamed so loud.

These thing have fur, squeak like mice and squirm and move like real hamsters.

It is a freaking miracle I didn't wet myself.
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Sitting next to an old man who every now & again giggles then farts,its horrid, but kinda funny.
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Major improvement on seat companion. Swoon!! Sadly I think he would be creeped if I took a pic. Don't want to spook him.
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Given the sounds the bus is making I am confident the side/wheels/frame are seconds away from falling apart
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This bus driver is just nailing it- cranked heat & won't turn it down, stopped for coffee, stopped to pee...jaysus.
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Why must bus drivers insist on cranking the heat to the point where I could easily reheat a pita just sitting here
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When a hot guy sits next to you on the bus... Awesome.

This however is less than ideal.

A woman on my bus only has one eyebrow. Totally curious as to how that happened
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A guy on my bus is making it very clear he's dating the girl he's with. Crazy PDA fest. I think it would be more effective to just pee in a circle around her.