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overheard kids on the bus say, "did you know McDonald's sold pizza in the 80s?.... Crazy what they had back then!!" I feel old.
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Damn! Chose the bus seat next to the vent. Feels like I have a hair dryer pointed directly at my ear. Cue overheating in 3..2..1
A woman in a fur coat sat next to the guy in front of me. He looked at her coat and said "Nope!" & found a new seat. Too funny.
Aboard the big rolling turd, stuck in traffic w/ windows fogged. I have no idea where I am but its taking forever to get there.
Girl on bus is bitching about paying $900 to fix her car. After hearing her gripping commentary, I'm glad she's not on the road.
Bus heated cranked along with this drivers made skills mean that vomiting is a real and ever present danger.
Running to catch a bus while carrying a work bag the size of Brazil counts a high impact cardio. I suggest a supportive bra.
Person next to me had the quietest sneeze ever. I assume it was a sneeze or they just smelled their arm.
Just got smacked with a backpack on the bus. Didn't even get a sorry, just a shrug.
Who doesn't apologize for shit like that? I apologize to a chair if I bump into it by accident.
After a long day at work, having to be on a bus with a screaming toddler (who isn't mine) is just beautiful.
This is the politest bus I have ever been on: please, thank you, excuse me and your welcome are all running amok.
Fidgety people on a bus freak me out. I always feel like they are up to something. Sit still dammit!
Woman on my bus screaming that the back door won't open. Someone yelled back "try pushing it you twit!"
Love it.
My bus driver has stopped for a pee. Honestly, my weekend awaits, can you not be the master of your bladder for 5 more blocks?
A kid on this bus thinks it's a ride and keeps screaming "Weeeee!" Not as cute as you'd think 12 Weee's later
There is a self appointed "patrol guard" on my bus, directing foot traffic and keeps saying "move it back folks"
I swear there is a guy in a job interview behind me. I just heard the phrase"where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
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Woman next to me is wearing same perfume as my mother in law. Very unsettling.
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I am not claustrophobic, but this woman is standing way to close to me. Personal space fail.
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Why is do the windows not open some buses? After riding on the jerkiest bus ride thanks to my brake happy bus driver, I could use a breeze to stave off vomiting.
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This brake happy bus driver should have his picture in Wikipedia under "nausea".
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Guy in front of me is VERY happy with his high thread count sheet purchase. He keeps petting them. Its more than a little creepy.
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Girl at bus stop wearing nude tights that TOTALLY match her skin tone. Did a dbl take on that one. #youneverknowinWinnipeg #bustales
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Guy beside me let out a huge #fart and then said "sorry not feeling well today". Yeah, that is what you want to hear from the stranger sitting beside you. Fuck.
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This bus is too warm. Getting seriously sleepy, but there is a creepy dude beside me so I am forcing myself to stay awake.
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Ooh yes, Yell at the bus driver for the #Traffic delay... Its TOTALLY his fault. #sarcasmsign
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Guy behind me on this bus is quite shook up about his breakup with this girl Linda. I know there are two sides, but damn this chick was harsh. Torn between wanting him to be quiet or asking him for Linda's # so we can sort this shit out.
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When someone sits beside u and then moves, can't help but think "is it me?"
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Smells like CK Eternity on this bus. I'm now re-living Grade 9 grad circa 1992.
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Dear woman taking a bath in hand sanitizer, perhaps public transit isn't for you. Just saying.
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A to F ratio occurs when you are sitting and someone is standing next to you with their ass in your face. There is also the crotch to face ratio which is much much worse.
The ass-to-face ratio was way off this am. Unfortunately I was sitting down to witness it
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Just once I would like to start singing and dancing along to my music on a bus..
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It is hot as balls on this bus.
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The person in front of me is wearing a shirt so ugly, its gone full circle and has me thinking its actually pretty cool.
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Gah! Wafts of bacon are coming from the window. Best smell ever.
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Got a seat near the front of this bus. I hate seats at the front because you are in danger of having to give it up if a stroller comes on board.
If one does, of course I will move, but there is no rule that says I have to like it.
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The woman in front of me is a very flamboyant hand talker. She's dangerously close to hitting someone in the face.
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The cyclist beside us is totally kicking my bus' ass.
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was under the disillusion that no one would attempt to squeeze into the seat between myself and the man 1 seat over. I was wrong
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A women on the bus was reading 50 Shades of Grey on a kindle on my bus. She was sitting in the seat in front of me. I couldn't help reading over her shoulder.
Outside of her being a painfully slow reader, it was a good chapter! I think I am going to have to pick up the book!
LOLs.
There are few things I like more than a face full of bus exhaust on a hot summer day .
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Guy sat in front of me and is making a move like he wants to shut the AC vents off. Monitoring the situation http://t.co/Tan1XxqK
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When someone #creepy gets on the bus I'm thinking.."Don't sit next to me, Don't sit next to me,Don't sit next to me" ... And then they do. Fuck.
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The guy next to me must have a people phobia as he's sitting so far away he's halfway in the aisle.
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There is this guy who sits at the back of the 59 Aldgate bus at 7:20 every morning.
He is always eating.
So far we have seen (witnessed by a coworker),
Spaghetti
Cereal
Lasagna
On todays menu was pancakes and orange juice with ice cubes. Yes, pancakes on a moving bus.
To ensure that everyone around him is aware that he enjoys his food, we all get to be privy to the "yummy noises" he makes. MMMMMMMM!
To add to the charm is his desire for eye contact with all who glance at him. He holds your gaze and smiles.
Gotta love bus life.
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Well that was interesting. Bus driver wouldn't let an old man,potentially drunk (at 7:45 am) on the bus with a jerry can of gasoline.. Thank u bus driver! I salute you!
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Guy behind me has a classic evil villain laugh going on.
Mwah Ha Ha indeed.
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Guy beside me eating a Powdered Donut & looks like he caught a bag of flour with his face
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There is a woman on my bus with a long yellow skirt and a tight white top. She looks like a peeled banana
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The past few days has been hilarious.
My bus mate Jody (yes, same name, but I spell mine Jodi) and I have been noticing a fellow on our bus who eats his breakfast every morning.
Yes. Eats his breakfast. On a bus.
It's not your typical to-go fare like a Mcmuffin. Yesterday was cereal and orange juice. Today was spaghetti.
The funniest past of the whole thing is that he sits there eating and smiling and thoroughly enjoying his meals.
"MMMMMMMMMMMM! This juice is SOOOO good!"
Too freaking funny.
Standing at a bus stop attempting to politely get out of a conversation with chattiest stranger in recent memory.
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Tried to take my blazer off on a sweltering bus while my bags were draped over my shoulder. Looked so pathetic that someone offered to hold the sleeve so I could get un-stuck. I could give lessons on how to be awkward.
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Winnipeg,you are being an unmitigated dick today with regards to traffic volume. I'm giving you the finger for the rest of this bus ride.
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There is a teenage boy on my bus wearing a shirt so long it covers his shorts. Thought he was wearing a nightgown.
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I find it odd seeing the same people on my evening bus as were on my morning bus. I have to fight the urge to ask "How was your day?"
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I wish I could take a video of the man chewing gum on this bus. Apparently it is possible to chew gum obnoxiously. Who knew?
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This bus ride is noteworthy in that we have had to adopt the brace position multiple times on this journey. Will get off this ride and promptly throw up.
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Watching bus newbs attempt to navigate getting on, finding a seat & getting off a bus is one of the funniest things ever
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Sitting on the bus listening to Jason Mraz & finding it very hard not to chair dance. Seriously, I have to make a conscious effort or I will be bopping away in my seat. Which honestly would be WAY more fun.
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A guy at my bus stop is scratching his ass & smiling. At first I was disturbed,but then again not sure what emotion matches Ass Scratching.
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Fur coat and sandals are a truly bizarre fashion choice
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This bus is making sounds that I can only describe as Livestock-y.
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Hard to see in the pic, but he's behind the lamppost
Who has the skill to paint their nails on a moving bus? I have trouble doing that in my living room. This woman has mad skills.
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Ha! A guy on my bus didn't know he had to pull a cord and just yelled out "I'd like to get off now please"
You think he would have caught on by watching the rest of the passengers!
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In older buses they would sit on the side benches to chat. In the new ones the benches are farther back so they (the clingy passengers) stand next to the drivers instead.
Imagine how much that would suck.
The guy across the aisle is going commando in short shorts. Summer is horrifying.
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my boys put a robotic hamster in my bag and didn't tell me. Accidentally activated it when I was on the bus. Don't think I have ever screamed so loud.
These thing have fur, squeak like mice and squirm and move like real hamsters.
It is a freaking miracle I didn't wet myself.
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Sitting next to an old man who every now & again giggles then farts,its horrid, but kinda funny.
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Major improvement on seat companion. Swoon!! Sadly I think he would be creeped if I took a pic. Don't want to spook him.
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Given the sounds the bus is making I am confident the side/wheels/frame are seconds away from falling apart
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This bus driver is just nailing it- cranked heat & won't turn it down, stopped for coffee, stopped to pee...jaysus.
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Why must bus drivers insist on cranking the heat to the point where I could easily reheat a pita just sitting here
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A woman on my bus only has one eyebrow. Totally curious as to how that happened
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A women completely lost her shit when the bus driver missed her stop. She smacked the back door and then stormed up to the driver to yell some more.
I want to remind this woman that she is SCREAMING over a two minute walk.
People never cease to amaze me.
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Here's the scene, but I could only find it in German inexplicably.
Actually this reminds me of how I feel when someone totally bizarre gets on the bus...
Am in the midst of a violent set of hiccups. They guy next to me yelled "booo!" in an attempt to help me. Totally freaked out and still hiccupping.
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the person next to me is doing what can only be described as "Body Break" exercises.
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