Lyrical Gangsta

No matter how much I like people, sitting on a hot crowded bus instantly puts "don't touch me don't touch me don't touch me" on loop in my head. I'm trying to match it to a 90s rap song to pass the time.

Snort

Man in front of me wearing headphones is laugh/snorting watching a movie on his phone. It's the most hilarious thing (the snorting I mean, but apparently the movie as well)

Once a mom....

When the bus slammed on its brakes today and we all went flying forward, a woman in her early sixties instinctively put her arm out in front of me so I wouldn't fall. Afterwords she looked really embarrassed but then said, "once a mom, always a mom". 😊

Lunchbox

Guy in front of me is carrying his lunch; a ziploc bag full of spaghetti and meat sauce. I sincerely hope he doubled bagged it.

Speaker

Who uses speaker phone on public transit? Apparently dude beside me needs to pick up milk on the way home.

Cock a doodle doo

Taking a minute to appreciate this apartment block with Roosters on pedestal marking the grand entrance.

Back Bench

Not very much room on the back bus bench. Dude squeezed his way in and now I'm sitting side saddle smushed up against the window. awesome.